Patients say the funniest things...
An 82 year old patient I've been following had just finished a pulmonary rehab session and asked me:
"PA Irene, you wouldn't happen to know anything about bladder spasms, would you?"
I replied, "Are you talking about urinary incontinence? Are you leaking?"
Patient: "No, I'm talkin' 'bout spasms... you see, I use a vibrator and I'm worried about bladder spasms."
Me: *trying hard to keep a straight face and not laugh*
Patient: "I'll let you think about that and look it up...bye bye!"
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