Thursday, June 11, 2009

Speedy Gonzalez Valdez

If you've ever met Dr. V, you'd love him to death. If you're working with him, he'll run you to death! While Dr. M is out of town, Dr. V was helping him with his patients and boy, when he's in the examination room, he definitely exams in he patient.

"Prostate is smooth, non-tender with brown-yellowish stool, nasal mucosa congestion in left nostril, wax built up in the left tympanic membrane!"

....."??? you got all that in one minute, Dr. V?? When did you do the prostate examination??"

I think Dr. V has x-ray vision, and he's able to see every ailment the patient has by the second he walks in the room. Each time he leaves the room, patients start forming a "I-love-Dr.-V" fan club. They start asking where he works, where they can find him, and even what his cell phone number is. I don't know what it is, but they sure do love him.

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